Kleenex has a new commericial - a variation of everything you touch during the day. It's rather interesting and I especially like touch "I Q-U-I-T" touch "delete." So, Worker Chick goes through her day touching everything and then she grabs a random tissue. Likes the feel of it - next thing - Worker Chick has a new box of tissues.
I'm not saying Kleenex is promoting work desk theft - but that is exatly what they are doing. How many times has someone rifled through you desk for a pen, stapler or paper clip? Or you go to the break room and your Diet Coke that you've been dreaming about is missing. Or the umbrella you have stashed in the closet for rainy days is suddenly being used by "Klepto Chick" in accounting? (You can tell because you've secretly marked it with a red thread.)
Come on, Kleenex. When I have a cold I want my own box of tissues. I don't want Stinky from the Mail Room taking my box on his rounds.
Tissue theft is just one of the reasons I refuse to get a job.
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