I'm officially a prude....Whips and Chains Don't Excite Me

It's been a long time coming...but the day has finally come to admit - I am officially a prude.


It all started as I was taking three kids to an early morning activity at school. It was still dark out, kind of drizzly - and I had to cross traffic to get to their school. A song is on the radio and I kind of like the sound, so I turned it up. I could feel my head bobbing - I needed to wake up - I guess this song, sung by a girl, was as good as a way to wake up as any. And then....oh my god....did she just say what I thought she said? Next line - ok - maybe I was mistaken. Then the coupe de grace...."But chains and whips excite me." I quickly turned the channel on the radio.

I forgot about it for a few days then I got stopped at a train crossing. Same thing - kind of a cool song - then I actually did a double take again. There is no way I heard what I heard.


"Cause I may be bad,
but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care,
I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me"

My daughter listens to this song!!!!!

Now, really, I do like the song - there isn't much to it - and it'd probably be great to dance to or whatever. And if you are a consenting adult .....hey - go for it. But does my 15 year old need to be singing to the smell of sex and whips and chains?

I'm sure this is an old topic - I'm sure Mom probably exclaimed to Dad "Did you hear that? Make a little love? Get down tonight? Filth, Dick, pure filth." KC and the Sunshine Band's song is kind of quaint by today's standards.

After hearing the song - I You Tubed it. If you want to see a degrading video - this is the video to see. Again, if you are an adult and are mature enough to explore your sexuality - giddy up. If you are a young girl - I would be confused as hell. Why is she dressed in latex walking a man on a leash? Is this something you need to be thinking about at 15?

So, as much as I hate to admit...I am a prude....but, I am proud to say....I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it.